In middle and high schools, I used to pride myself on being a Top 40s junkie. If a song was hot, I not only made sure to know it, but also attempted to memorize every word, study every music video, and in some extreme cases, teach myself associated dance routines. (Yes, I can still do the “1, 2 Step”)
I’ve always assumed that I’ve carried this borderline obsession with Top 40s with me throughout college, but this past weekend, I had a rude awakening. I was checking out the top trending songs on Twitter’s new #music app, and although I recognized some familiar ones — like Ciara’s “Body Party” and JT’s “Mirrors” — there were a ton of teen pop songs that I had never heard of. Who is this Cody Simpson character? I thought. Why is a Nickelodeon star collaborating with Mac Miller? And why did no one tell me Selena Gomez has a new song?
In an attempt to reclaim my identity, I binge-listened to all of these teen pop songs. While some are just as bad as you might expect, others are actually pretty great. But with summer just around the corner, the question remains: Are any good enough to become this summer’s ultimate pop hit, á la 2010′s “California Gurls” or 2012′s “Call Me Maybe”? We investigate.









However nice it is to leave the city and get away for the weekend, winter break, or the summer, there’s often that ever-present fear that you are missing everything all the time. Though NYU does have summer events, these are mostly for high school students. The park, thankfully, will be here for you when you get back.
So you had to wear a sweatshirt yesterday and it’s been god-awful cold and rainy ever since you cursed out the weather for being a humid piece of shit. You haven’t seen the sun since like, August, and you had to spend $14.14 on an “apt 5” umbrella at Dunae Reade ‘cuz it was raining so hard. But, hey, don’t let that get you down! Summer is not over, at least astronomically, until September 23 at 4:04 am. Sure, meteorologically speaking you started to freeze right around the beginning of the school year. But it was probably just your heart icing over and your bones chilling in preparation for a grueling semester of Science of Happiness and Introduction to Food Photography. For those of you who have kept on wearing short shorts and flip-flops: are you on
Finals week is next week, which most likely means two things: a) you’re starting to panic about finals, and b) you have no time to panic about anything else but finals. Unfortunately, for those still in NYU housing, the end of the semester also means you have to start packing and storing your belongings somewhere in New York.


