50 Best Gallatin Interdisciplinary Seminars They Just Haven’t Thought Of Yet

Finals will be over soon, and we’ve all registered for fall classes. You’re still obsessively combing through Albert for that last perfect class to fit your schedule? Well, discover the world of the Gallatin Interdisciplinary Seminar. We’re sure that these classes are jam packed with great and applicable information, but their titles are just so silly. Some of this fall’s offerings include: ”Feeling, in Theory,” “On Freud’s Couch: Psychoanalysis Narrative and Memory,” “Thinking About Seeing,” and “Doing Things With Words: Arts and Politics Across Cultures.” 

NYU Local decided to help the Gallatin administration out on their summer homework and come up with some ideas for next spring’s interdisciplinary seminars. We wish that these were all real.

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Gallatin Congratulates Its Top Students, Fails Miserably

This letter was sent out to those top Gallatin students who earned the grades necessary to land them on the Dean’s Honors List (3.85 GPA, among other things). We hope the deep irony of this is not lost on the good people in the Gallatin administrative offices.


50 Best Gallatin Concentrations You Never Thought Of

Finals are finally here, so you know what that means right?! Gallatin kids get to go home on vacation super early. As if not having work all year round wasn’t enough to make you hate them, your friends in Gallatin always make it home weeks before Christmas while you have to sit in Bobst as the snow falls. So to have a little innocent finals fun, we decided to craft a list of the 50 best Gallatin concentrations (“not majors!”) that people have yet to think of (as far as we know). Read more…


There’s Still Time To Check Out the 2010 Gallatin Arts Festival

You still have two more days to check out Chaos & Order: Art as Survival the 2010 Gallatin Arts Festival that “explore[s] art as a tool for reaction, interaction, dismantling, and healing within the aftermath of disaster.” Whether that refers to the crazy shit that’s going on with this stray Icelandic volcano ash, the disaster that was your 2009-2010 school year, or perhaps your recent breakup, is up to you, as festival uses the term to represent everything from “inner turmoil” to “global strife.”

The first room is full of a circle of blanket-covered chairs, next to Gallatin student Tali Weinburg’s giant loom, where you can sit and contemplate art, and what it means to be cuddly and soft in contrast to the urban hardness that is all around us. (My interpretation). Snuggling opportunities continue in the installation in the far end of the gallery, which houses a path lined in jars with white feathers in them, and 3 televisions playing videos that represent sexual abuse.

Besides this piece and the other paintings and photographs on view (Shraddha Borawake did some really cool things with rear-view mirrors and photos of India), there are still a few performances taking place before the fest is up, presented by the Jerry H. Labowitz Theater for the Performing Arts.


Tonight – Thursday 4/22/10

7 PM
Chaos & Order Live:
Performances featuring the work of Karen Zasloff, Jessica Lewis, Jade Hawk, Darrian O’Reilly, Rachel Sharp, Ryan P. Casey and Carley Reiff. Read more…


Seemingly Un-Ironic Gallatin Panel Discussion on Hipster Culture Tonight

3584093374_a1c6eda97c_mAll you stylistically-vegan kids better not miss tonight’s Gallatin Conversations in Context panel discussion on, I kid you not, “Hipster Culture and Its Legacies.” Meditate on the important questions that have always plagued you about your existence like, “What is a hipster (or bohemian or outsider or the avant-garde)? How do different historical contexts give rise to this kind of character? What are changing standards of cool? What is the impact of the ‘hip’ on broader literary and visual culture?”

The fun goes on from 6.30pm till 8pm at the Jerry H. Labowitz Theatre for the Performing Arts, 1 Washington Place. The panel (in flannel? please, please!) will include professors Stephen Duncombe, Nina Cornyetz and Hallie Franks, and will be moderated by Becky Amato.

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More Gallatin Fun, Possibly More Food

gallToday at 4 PM, check out the Gallatin Club Fair in the lobby of the Gallatin building Full monty the download. You can find lots of fun activities to fill your currently empty schedule. Particularly intriguing are Gallatone (a record label), the Gallatin Cinema Society, and the Gallatin Coloring Club. I wonder if that’s paint-by-numbers or coloring books oriented. Sounds fun either way.

The festivities last until 6 PM and there will be free pizza. At least for a while.

Photo courtesy of Flickr user tinatinatina, used under CC license.


Party Like It’s Albert Gallatin’s Birthday

007 goldeneye download.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/n44876682047_4518.jpg” alt=”n44876682047_4518″ width=”190″ height=”259″ />In typically ridiculous Gallatin fashion, you’re invited to celebrate the 248th birthday of Albert Gallatin himself. Aside from the enticing offer of free food, Al.b’s b-day celebrations will include Gallatin-themed t-shirt silk screening, music by DJ K Ross and rousing games like “pin the bow tie on Albert Gallatin,” a party classic.

The festivities commence this Thursday at 5pm in the Gallatin Building’s (715 Broadway) 1st floor Jerry Labowitz Theatre. Show up dressed as your concentration before the rager ends at 7pm and you’ll away with a free Gallatin t-shirt. Perfect for those of you majoring in modern disguise and corporate advertising tactics.

You only turn 248 once and this guy deserves to be surrounded by hot young coeds on his big day.

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Do the Dog: Pre-Finals Yoga

In an apparent bid to keep students from turning to adderall and razor blades as finals approach, Gallatin is offering free pre-finals yoga this Thursday from 6 Barbie as the princess and the pauper download.30-8.00pm. Taught by Abby Rosenbaum, a former Gallatin students of “integrated studies of the mind and brain,” this adorable little activity will further aid Gallatin in turning its students into full-fledged tree huggers.

More info about how to sign up after the jump… Read more…