- James Franco and Seth Rogen used to masturbate at the same time. So…
- R.I.P. David Beckham’s futbol career.
- Yale has been fined $165,000 for failing to report sex crimes.
- Asshole does asshole thing to another asshole and gets thrown out of a play.
- Some crazy contemporary artist’s giant rubber duck deflated in Hong Kong’s Victoria Harbour after taking a tour around the world.
Photo of the Day by Rishi Bandopadhay
- Would you pay 2 million dollars for a painting of naked Bea Arthur?
- The New Yorker enters the leaks business
- What did James Franco think of Gatsby? Oh, that’s interesting
- Why can’t we go back to the old days when the IRS would harass gay rights organizations instead of Tea Party groups?
- The new Newsweek is puuuuuurtty
Photo of the Day by Erin Janosik.
-Angelina Jolie publishes an op-ed in the Times regarding her choice to receive a double mastectomy.
-UH-OH… YIKES.
-In case Gatsby didn’t get your literary fist a-shaking, here’s the trailer for James Franco’s As I Lay Dying.
-NYU’s Fales Library is awesome; it has digitized David Wojnarowicz’s journals.
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-The trailer for Arrested Development is here!
-In other entertainment news, Seth Meyers gets The Tonight Show slot.
-An account of being groped on the subway.
-A map of hateful tweets in the US.
Photo of the day by Rishi Bandopadhay.
-The Cronut has landed: marry us.
-The New York Times is now your mom making you have an awkward date with her friend’s kid.
-Come on, Eileen, just give Joe a chance! Who knows it could be really too-ra-loo-rye-aye! Or maybe she’s just not that into you…
-Ryan Gosling doesn’t seem to think breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
-These sassy buses are proud of what they are.
Photo of the Day by Julia Berke.
- Elizabeth Warren wants students to be able to borrow at the same (low) rate as banks. So she just got even cooler.
- After a quick health inspection scare, S’Mac is up and running again.
- “This is the most important video you’ll watch all year.” – Leah Clancy, On Campus Editor
- The frozen banana stand is coming to New York. Arrested Development, we salute you.
- YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE. JOB.
Photo of the Day by Caleb Savage.
- Delaware passes gay marriage (!) becoming the 11th state with marriage equality
- Real life Fitzgerald character, Nate Freeman, goes to every Gatsby party and becomes friends with Baz Luhrmann…or so he imagines
- Grumpy Bloomberg is grumpy about 2nd Ave subway
- Obviously signatures are supposed to be unique, but Treasury Secretary and former NYU professor/NYU “gift” recipient Jack Lew takes it to another level
- “Some days you meet the president, some days you don’t”
- Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, retires live today
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-These $10 East Village apartments will make you the most jealous.
-Steven Horowitz ethers the Rihanna documentary.
-The world’s craziest Bloody Mary exists.
-Dodgers’ outfielder Matt Kemp gave a fan in need an autograph…and a hat… and a shoe…. and a shirt…
-We all need to leave New York. Now.
Photo of the Day by Erin Janosik.
- Lisa Frank and Frankfurt School theory are a match made in rainbow-colored heaven.
- The people you meet at McDonald’s.
- Scott Rudin uses an ad in The New York Times to throw shade at The New York Times.
- A look inside America’s biggest and best dildo factory.
- It’s International Clitoris Awareness Week! HuffPo celebrates by tagging it ‘NSFW’ and ‘Weird News.’
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-Hotmail is dead.
-Amanda Bynes works out so you don’t have to.
-If a man ever animated a joke we told when we were drunk, we’d marry him too.
-Julie Klausner and someone less funny and interesting but weirdly more famous than Julie Klausner discuss comedy podcasting.
-Hating Garden State is more than hating on Zach Braff’s lady lips.
Photo of the Day by Julia Berke.
