Local Stops: Political Smells, Irish Bro Vomit, Ryan Gosling’s Tears

 

-People who agree with you politically smell better, apparently.

-Irish bro attempts to exit a drinking contest with dignity, falls into vomit trough.

-The Grey Lady looks pretty good for her age. Happy 163rd birthday!

-Ryan Gosling sheds tears over the birth of his son. Anyone know where we can purchase said tears?

Photo of the Day by Rishi Bandopadhay.

 


Local Stops: Fake HONY, Egging Politicians, And An Old Man’s Damp Pornography

Elmo was busted in Times Square.

This guy who can’t take pictures pretends to be Humans of New York.

One percent of American babies are now science babies! 

Today in things thrown at politicians: eggs.

Petty dispute or drying damp pornography? You decide.

[Photo of the day by Caleb Savage]

 


Local Stops: Turn Down For Bill Murray

Bill Murray is our favorite party dad.

The newest member of SNL is 20 years old. So, yeah, what did you accomplish today?

The Wu-Tang Clan, is there anything they can’t do? 

The Atlantic explains how we say hello.

Jay Z made a short film with some woman who might be famous or something.

Photo of the day by Caleb Savage


Local Stops: College Advice, ARod’s Linkedin, and Wishing Rob Ford Well

Nick Offerman has some great advice for all the college freshmen out there.

Boost your career and connect with ARod on Linkedin. 

Get well soon, Rob Ford.

Dick move of the day goes to Macworld.

Photo of the Day by Rishi Bandopadhay.


Local Stops: Banana Mousse, Subway Goons, And Stonehenge

A school district in San Diego has acquired a tank through a military surplus program.

A laptop was found in an Islamic State safe house, had recipes for banana mousse and a lot of Celine Dion music on it (also, you know, lots of guides on how to make explosives).

A German bartender just put that bro who spilled his drink on you last weekend to shame.

A Chinese subway system accidentally called its riders goons. 

Archeologists may be getting closer to knowing who built Stonehenge…and what they were doing.


Local Stops: Human-Dog Marriage, Giant Spider Dogs, And Jolly Rancher Meth

A woman in India is being forced to marry a dog because her family claims she has an evil spirit.

Speaking of dogs, here’s one dressed as a giant spider.

Some NYC cops confused Jolly Ranchers for meth, because they’re basically the same thing.

A scientific study shows that lack of sleep may shrink your brain. So basically, we’re all screwed.

Photo of the Day by Rishi Bandopadhay.


Local Stops: Rob Ford, Sad Pizza, And Mr. Baklava

If you’re going to complain about your pizza, make sure it’s not upside down.

Rob Ford is only trailing in the polls three percentage points. Take that as you will.

Learn to make baklava with Action Bronson and his aunt.

Get an early start on your holiday shopping with this $81 Bushwick-scented candle.

Huzzah! Never embarrass yourself again.

Photo of the Day by Rishi Bandopadhay

 


Local Stops: YouTube Commenters, Space Sex Geckos, And Hot Dog Deaths

Unwind from your first day of classes with this clip of John Oliver destroying YouTube commenters.

The president of Americans for Tax Reform went to Burning Man and it is the bessssst (also see his goofy tweets).

Russian space geckos trained to have sex with each other (IN SPACE) come back to Earth. Dead.

For all who haven’t heard the news, Los Perros Locos is now closed. First Japadog, now this?!

Rejoice! There’s a blind, atheist, feminist running for Congress in Arizona.

When doing live reporting, always watch out for a dildo in your ear.

 

Photo of the Day by Rishi Bandopadhay



Local Stops: H.A.G.S. From Everyone Here At NYU Local

-The joy of finishing finals may be equivalent to the happiness felt by beagles seeing grass and sunshine for the first time ever.

-What’s cooler: This NYU hat or the “NY Train Project” by Adam Chang?

-Serious Eats ranked fast food vanilla shakes, because apparently Serious Eats like to drink boredom from a straw.

-Basics bitches run this city.

-There’s no such thing as free lunch – or free money for that matter.

The school year is over! H.A.G.S.

Photo of the Day by Caleb Savage


Local Stops: Brooklyn Dudes, Staten Island Wins, And Badass Fifth Graders

Former Local EIC Myles Tanzer has the new lowdown on the Jill Abramson debacle.

The Observer has put out an illustrated guide to Brooklyn guys.

Finally, Staten Island wins something!

A fifth-grader raised $200,000 to clean up the Gulf oil spill. What have you done lately?

Photo of the day by Caleb Savage