-Esquire has a guide to making Rust Cohle’s beer can figurines, just in time for the True Detective season finale. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT.
-We can all now read at 600 words per minute, guess we’ll all have to buy Samsung phones now.
-Nothing says I admire and respect Russian politics more than a painting of four Vladimir Putins kissing.
-Us millennials (bless our jobless souls) lean politically left, but think more independently, meaning the Democrats don’t own us.
-Anndddd science has invented an orgasm machine. Okay bye now.
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