Posts Tagged ‘Dubious Night Clubs’

City - Thursday, September 4, 2008 12:34 - 3 Comments

New Mysterious, Possible Scatalogical Night Club?


 

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In case you don’t like faux underground restaurants in the West Village or hidden bars in phone booths on St. Mark’s Place, there’s a new bar for you somewhere in the Lower East Side. It’s called El Baño—and you and I are totally not invited to opening night!

In fact, we don’t even know where it is. The club’s Web site says “Our thought is, that if you’re supposed to know where we are, you know where we are.” They will mail you an uncut key, later giving you instructions as to which locksmith to visit. And once you find out, you have to fake going into a bodega bathroom to get to the actual club. I know—sounds classy!

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