Featured, On Campus - Wednesday, October 1, 2008 23:51 - 5 Comments

NYU’s Class of 2013 Application Revealed

Welcome (potentially) to New York University, Class of 2013! You have reached the final portion of your admissions application. Considering that we are now a highly selective “New Ivy,” we feel it is important to weed out the weaker applicants, ensuring that only the best, brightest, and most pretentious will walk the hallowed halls of…the various buildings we’ve leased in lower Manhattan. Please answer all questions honestly and, where applicable, thoroughly. We will heavily consider your answers when reviewing the rest of your application.

You have twenty minutes. Good luck!

PART I: MULTIPLE CHOICE

1. If you are hanging out with a group of friends and want to impress them, what music would you play?
a) It doesn’t matter; my friends wouldn’t judge me based on my music taste.
b) Something ironic, like the Backstreet Boys! Because I’m original and clever.
c) Vampire Weekend B-sides and tracks from Beck’s first CD.
d) Choices (b) and (c), and choice (a) is ridiculous.

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