Coldplay’s new single is out, and Consequence of Sound describes it as “Chris Martin drinking a venti, no-whip Skinny Vanilla Latte on a Sunday afternoon.” In other words, COLDPLAY BACK.
Liza Minnelli tried to get into Ellen’s record-breaking Oscar selfie. Liza Minnelli couldn’t make it. Height-challenged humans everywhere weep in pained understanding.
James Franco is holding FrancoFest.
The quite large American football performer Robert Gronkowski is a very large specimen of human. The tiny dog he is holding in his hands is a teensy tiny specimen of canine. The contrast is adorable.
Back in 1853, the New York Times wrote about the kidnapping of 12 Years a Slave protagonist Solomon Northrup.