—The Awl recaps this week’s winners and losers of the NYC mayoral race.
—There’s an interview with a modern-day, vampire living (undying?) in NYC (Valencia Reyes, is that you?) coming out next month.
—Exposed: Former President George Bush is an accomplished finger-painter. Well, that’s what you get for still using AOL.
—SURPRISE! A crazy Christian homophobe blogger is an “ex-gay!” And crazy!
—DOUBLE SURPRISE! Stern somehow manages to figure out that Liberals like Trader Joe’s and Conservatives prefer Walmart. Do we smell a Nobel Prize heading this way?
Stay safe during Blizzard Nemo, y’all!
Photo of the Day by Hanna Armour.