Sometimes, writing the
longest paper, you realize
I’m a Shoshana.
App idea: iPhone
studies and takes final for
me. Cheating with Friends
I want watch Netflix
always. I’ll fail, but, y’know,
priorities, bro.
If I could do it
again, I’d be Ke$ha, or
Bill Murray, Ghostbusters.
New study drug: tears
of an overachieving
freshman. 10 a sob.
I’m not done with finals.
Why am I writing haikus?
Procrastination.
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