WARNING: THIS IS AN ULTIMATE DISTRACTION POST (LIKE THIS). DO NOT CONTINUE UNLESS YOU HAVE FLOUR, SUGAR, EGGS, AND A HIGH TOLERANCE FOR SWEETS. ONLY READ IF YOU HAVE MANY HOURS FREE, OR WANT TO WASTE TIME.
Finals are basically here, and nothing is better than doing so much work that you can’t even think of food. No sir, writing a 10 page assignment is more important than bacon or ice cream. Buckle down and concentrate kiddies! The last thing you need is to get distracted.
Not only is food preparation difficult, it is time consuming. Some of the most delicious things can take the longest bloody time, and finals week is no time to start experimenting with strange cuisine. Keep it simple; cereal will be your friend this week. Oh- and for God’s sake do not drink alcoholic beverages!
Finals week is stressful, and, dude, nothing puts on the pounds like stress. The last thing any student should do is to rely on fatty caffeine drinks, desserts, or stress foods. Sure, they may seem convenient and cheap, but maintaining a balanced meal of fruits and vegetables will be better for you in the long run. For test week, be sure to eat plenty of eggs and keep omega-3s in your diet.
Vegans, same goes for you. While you aren’t going to chow down on a huge hamburger, fatty foods within your lifestyle can be detrimental. Don’t be tempted by vegan junk foods; you must stay in tip top shape.
Good luck, and stay on track! A healthy diet is the best way to a straight A!
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