-We love to chill downtown. EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL.
-Ben Affleck breaks Hollywood hit-and-run streak by sideswiping a vehicle and leaving behind a note. Hey Ben, the jerk store called, they … well, they want a return, because that wasn’t a totally awful thing you did.
-Mitt Romney hates children. But loves old people!
-Mythbusters proves that Jack didn’t have to die. (Not Lost Jack, Titanic Jack. Or Jack Frost—either the bad serial killer one or the bad Michael Keaton one. We just spoiled everything ever. Look, if you didn’t watch Lost, it’s not our fault. But you should totally watch it! It gets such a bad rep.)
-They just don’t make celebrity marriages like they used to.
Photo of the Day by Julia Berke.