ALERT ALERT: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE DISTRACTION POST. ALL OF THE FOLLOWING WORDS WILL REDIRECT YOU TO NOTHING PRODUCTIVE. DO NOT VIEW UNLESS YOU HAVE A THOUSAND THINGS TO DO AND DON’T HAVE THE WILL TO DO ANY OF THEM.
- Facebook: Everyone is crying.
- Twitter: Jose Canseco is crazy.
- Tumblr: Cats, porn, Harry Potter (in one post).
- Klout: Your score hasn’t changed.
Your standard social media distractions are no longer a source of entertainment. The river of procrastination has run dry. Fear not! NYU Local believes that every student has the right to put off their work.