There’s a cute little No country for old men download.com/event.php?eid=92588811982″>Facebook event going around titled “Swine Flu Convention – If you got it, flaunt it.” Looks like it’s invite-only, so you’ll have to prove your worthiness to attend. Any guesses as to when this won’t be funny anymore?
Description is as follows:
A lot of negative media has begun surrounding what is known in America as Swine Flu. News anchors and bloggers alike have been viciously attacking this condition, pointing out solely the unfavorable aspects, such as death.
What the reports fail to mention, however, is that it also produces a need to dance til your pants fall off.
If you recently discovered that you have Swine Flu, have known for years, have had sexual relations at least 4 times with someone who has or just want to feel included, then this convention is for you.
Be yourself. Have Swine Flu. Kiss someone with Swine Flu. Eat sandwiches with muenster cheese and thinly sliced tomatos. Fuck it.
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