Raw Footage From the Last Moments of the Kimmel Occupation

The student who is holding the camera and narrating the event is not an NYU Student. He goes to Muhlenberg College in Allentown, PA.Walking shadow download.youtube.com/v/_Q6KAg6qEGY&hl=en&fs=1″ type=”application/x-shockwave-flash”>

This is just torturous. Clearly the poor kid who is filming is trying to sort things out as everything falls apart around him. Maybe NYU should teach a class on how to protest effectively. Jack Manely could teach.

Read and see more about the protest here, and here.



287 Comments

  • [...] The greatest ten minute video ever made. Be sure to read the comments where Alex responds to people making fun of them. My favorite snark: [...]

  • LostInDaJungle
    March 3, 2009

    Wow… Coming in from the outside.

    Alex, I was once like you. I was arrested once for protesting BK fish sandwiches because they killed Tuna. I only did it to get laid.

    However, I don’t really wish to address the hilarious video you’ve provided us, nor the “controversy” at NYU. I would like to address the comments left in this forum by Alex.

    First Reply: At least I’m doing something.

    No, you’re not. You look like a bunch of privileged pricks with your $1,600 laptops and your too cool for school hipster BS. As someone just from the outside, this video had me siding with the NYU administrators. My thought was “God, those people should get paid extra for dealing with whiny bastards like this.”

    Second Reply: Poor mom and dad.

    I can’t stand a liar. So, wait, you’re so poor that you can afford road trips to NYC from where you are? So poor that you can only afford a nice video camera and a new MacBook? I mean, you haven’t bought new clothes in two years, but you can afford road trips to the Big Apple and a nifty camera.

    You sir, are full of crap. YOU ARE A LIAR. You’re a douchebag attention whore who apparently would have people wrongly believing his parents are indigent just to garner some sympathy. You’re now a moron and a liar in my book.

    Poor you, born white in the world’s richest country. Boo-frikkin’-hoo. I hope in the years to come this video haunts you. Every person you meet, every potential employer…. They Google your name and see this video.

    Oh, and I hope your poor parents never look you up and see what their child says about them to strangers. You should be ashamed. You would need to evolve to be scum.

  • P Thompson
    March 3, 2009

    What do you corporate fascists have against consensus anyhow? Whether it’s with or without Freddy is a whole other can of dolphin-free tuna. The real question this video poses is “Who can facilitate this? Who is capable of facilitating at this point?” No, Alex, said facilitate, not fellate. We know you can do that. So, tell me, which one of the mall cops waterboarded you into posting this monstrosity online? You obviously did this on your own. So what in the god or goddess of your choice’s name made you think this was a good thing to post. You must have thought you’d be received as a hero, a freedom fighter, no? Did you think that Urban Outfitters would sell shirts with your iconic image on them, right next to the rack of Che merch and the kaffeyahs? Have you ever thought about film school? I think you’ve got a gift. Cause I’ve watched this thing about 20 times now. It is as addicting as corporate soda.

  • Matt Collins
    March 3, 2009

    I feel like I’ve grown close to “the cast” of “NYU-KNOW-WE-NEED-YOUR-I.D.” However, I want to be able to feel a connection, therefore I’m naming a few of my favorite’s:

    At the 4:57 mark – “NYU-UNIBOMBER”

    “Peace Sign Girl”

    “A.J – you F’ing RAT! – Soprano”

    “Balcony Babe”

    “Dreadlocked Skaterboy”

    “Corporate Cameraman”

    “I just came in for a Turkey Wrap, Blue-Hat-Sportcoat-Guy”

    Now I’m going to watch it… again.

  • P Thompson
    March 4, 2009

    I can’t help it. I actually set my alarm a few minutes early so I could enjoy lousy dickumentary before I go to work. Oh, that’s right. I have a job. And they’re a corporation. I work full time and yet I can’t afford to buy a MacBook, let alone six. I bet you have some really weird porn saved on your MacBook. Alex, what’s your schedule like? Where will you be appearing next? You played the role of “giant douche bag” better than its ever been played before. This is the role you were born to play: Turdtard with camera, opinions, four weeks of Civics 101 under your belt. Bravo, asshole!

  • Democrat = Socialist
    July 31, 2009

    Kimmel Occupation: All The Reason You Need To Beat (Unmercifully) Leftist Idiots…

    All this over Hamas. I only wonder how many professors are still teaching at this school that fanned these anti-American flames in the first place.
    Gutfeld:
    This is raw footage from the Kimmel Occupation at NYU, and it may be the best reflection of the…

  • Joe Dibellis
    September 9, 2009

    OMG HE’S TOUCHING MEEEE!!!!!!

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