Over the last couple weeks, East Village residents wrung their hands over the mysterious Penistrator, who has been furtively drawing inappropriate body parts on snowy cars Fall the download. TMZ recently posted photographic evidence that it was none other than our beloved, dead-people-seeing NYU celebrity: Haley Joel Osment!
Under further analysis, we can see that the shape of the fresh phallus under Osment’s snowy finger looks quite a bit like the one in the second photo from EV Grieve. But the third photo shows a decidedly different artistic interpretation. Could there be multiple Penistrators at work? Or maybe Osment is just exercising creativity? Theories and criticism of length/girth/etc are welcome in the comments.
Looks like he finally found his medium.
B==D tation!
Least he was nice enough to compliment the guy’s car
Can’t he afford a can of spray-paint ??!!!
Crude childish privy wall scrawls. I wouldn’t call it art: chimps & elephants do better. I myself opt to do messages like “KILL THE ARABS !!”
Guess he’s Gay!!!!
[...] me as an NYU student. We’ve all wondered or heard stories about what it was like to chill with Haley Joel Osment and recall the rumors that floated around about Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’s little sister Lizzie [...]
Wot, no bottoms!