Over the last couple weeks, East Village residents wrung their hands over the mysterious Penistrator, who has been furtively drawing inappropriate body parts on snowy cars Fall the download. TMZ recently posted photographic evidence that it was none other than our beloved, dead-people-seeing NYU celebrity: Haley Joel Osment!
Under further analysis, we can see that the shape of the fresh phallus under Osment’s snowy finger looks quite a bit like the one in the second photo from EV Grieve. But the third photo shows a decidedly different artistic interpretation. Could there be multiple Penistrators at work? Or maybe Osment is just exercising creativity? Theories and criticism of length/girth/etc are welcome in the comments.