Girl, You So Fine You Make the Earth Shake

Following the declaration by an Iranian cleric that women’s provocative dress is to blame for earthquakes, Purdue University senior Jennifer McCreight decided to launch a campaign in an attempt to prove just the opposite. Today, folks, is Boobquake, or #boobquake, if you’ve been following the Twitter trending topics. To celebrate this holy holiday, all you have to do is wear a cleavage bearing dress and pray that an unfortunately timed earthquake doesn’t strike your area. McCreight plans to measure the seismic activity that occurs today in comparison with other, less cleavagey days to prove once and for all that while your boobs may cause a strong reaction in hormonal teenage boys, they do not, actually, shift the earth’s crust. Sorry, ladies.

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6 Comments

  • Nicole He
    April 26, 2010

    How tactless would it be to make a joke about Asian boobs?

  • Luis Paez-Pumar
    April 26, 2010

    +1 for Christina Hendricks.

  • Vivekananda Nemana
    April 26, 2010

    I don’t hate this picture.

  • Andy Heriaud
    April 26, 2010

    To celebrate, I may just spend the day watching Mad Men and the episodes of Firefly with Hendricks.

  • Jessica Roy
    April 26, 2010

    I think, if anyone could make an earthquake occur with her boobs, it’d be Christina Hendricks. I’m straight but like, I’d be okay with that because… I mean… the pic says it all.

  • Dan Rickmers
    April 26, 2010

    This is relevant to my interests.

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