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/ November 30, 2009
Texas School Outlaws “Skinny Pants”

I like that Texans refer to them as “skinny pants,” instead of “skinny jeans.” It’s just so much funnier, especially if you grew up thinking of pants as this. Given all the hostility inspired by his “bulging pockets,” I suggest Seth try seeking asylum in Williamsburg until he’s old enough to apply to some liberal arts school in the city.