National - by Surekha Ratnatunga on Friday, October 2, 2009 9:00 - 9 Comments - 505 views
The Clare Both Luce Policy Institute sampled the infamous Playboy Hate-Fuck List to put together a calendar of “Great Conservative Women.” NYU favorite Ann Coulter, opposite-marriage advocate Carrie Prejean, and would-be first female president Michelle Bachman all make the cut, but speedwriting sensation Sarah Palin is a noticeable absentee.
The models keep it down-home by wearing plain white shirts with blue jeans, a stark contrast to the ill-advised “Pretty in Mink” theme of 2009. There is a bizarre postal layout, with a quote by the model framed as a stamp. “If this country did not have the stomach to stand up for i’s principles, we’d be Canada by now,” are possibly the most benign words to come out of Coulter’s mouth.
Prejean goes from Miss California to Miss October. Unintentionally pushing the bounds of conservative humor, she poses like Rodin’s The Thinker. Other than unintelligibly denouncing gay marriage on national television, what valuable contribution has Prejean made to conservatism this year ever? Maybe her inclusion is an excuse for Republicans households to pretend its autumn for all of 2010.
It is nigh on impossible to enumerate the deranged statements made by Michele Bachmann, but she does quite a decent job of it herself in a single radio interview. Apparently America is running out of rich people, the stimulus package reformed health care (if only it were so easy) and Obama is using the census to redraw district lines. She also leads based on direct orders from God (and by “direct,” I mean through her husband).
Somewhat disturbingly, the Clare Both Luce Policy Institute is a conservative women’s group, responsible for ushering these lunatics to colleges around the country and touting them as role models to young women. Liberals may buy the calendar just to have the right to say Michelle Malkin’s head is mounted on their wall, but the selection criteria is the real joke. Any list of “great” people that includes Coulter or Bachmann is automatically deemed ironic.
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Kaela Rae Jensen
Kaela Rae Jensen
bachmann.
UGH. Women like this set the movement back approximately 890438294032 years. Bachmann literally spewed downright LIES about the Democrats’ health care reform legislation the other day, alleging that it would allow for Planned Parenthood to open in public schools and council women on abortions without their parents’ consent. This statement, of course, is not true, though I wouldn’t mind if it was. Then again I’m probably a big, scary SOCIALIST.
Ew she sucks sooooo much.
That woman is seriously deranged. I don’t know if anyone’s been following what she’s been up to lately, but her most recent pet theory is that Obama favors a one-world currency and the end of American sovereignty.
Colin Coltrera
You might notice that the SINGLE non–white woman in this masturbatory photo montage gets the least screen time. Apparently no one on set wanted to take a photo with her, so all they show us is her final shot. Ann Coulter has like ten informal photos before her final. Just saying.
Chritopher Bates
Ok people stop drinking the obama Kool-aid and look around you. Socialism has failed everywhere, evertime. Even Europe is getting the picture and the majority of those governments are swinging back to the capitalist/conservative ideals. These woman are no more hateful than all the liberal morons you stand by. Lets us give your president the same respect you gave ours.. Hipocrites. Oh and I live in Bachmanns district and am damn proud to say so.
Chritopher Bates
Um Ned, He does favor a one world currency and he even said so in a UN speach. And what sovereignty? Lets go talk to Iran, Im sure they have some useful insight..
@Chris: Please point out where, in his UN speech, he advocated a one-world currency. That seems like the kind of news that would have made some headlines.
Linda Bell
Colin Coltrra, give me a high-five. I am a Christian and I’m a Black American. THE BLACK WOMAN got the least amount of time. I totally agree with you. It just shows that DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING was right. THE MOST SEGREGATED HOUR IN AMERICA IS SUNDAY AT 11:00 AM. AND THEY CELEBRATED AMERICA LOSING THE BID FOR THE OLYMPICS. WHAT KIND OF CHRISTIAN AMERICANS ARE THEY.
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Michelle Bachman is my representative. Back in Minnesota I lived in the 6th district. I am often ashamed.