No, seriously.

What can possibly be said about this? It’s … it’s unreal. Right now Dick Cheney is sitting in front of his computer in his secret volcano fortress with his jaw hanging open, thinking, “Holy shit.” George Orwell is staring down on his from heaven and wondering how someone finally managed to out-truthspeak Big Brother.

You know what’s really incredible, though? There’s a whole bunch of people out there who are going to swallow this. They’re going to shrug their shoulders and say, “Palin determined that she, herself, is innocent. It must be true.”

I am in complete awe. I don’t know what else to say. I can be pretty cynical, but I never imagined that even Sarah Palin would try a stunt like this.