Disasterpiece Theatre Rips Apart Twilight and Burns The Pieces from NYU Local on Vimeo.
Twilight is your typical story of girl meets sparkly perfect angelic vampire boy, girl is mistreated and stalked by vampire boy, girl falls in love with vampire boy, and then baseball happens. Seriously, vampire baseball, in a thunderstorm. You can’t make this stuff up, unless you’re a sad Mormon housewife turned millionaire author, then you can make up all sorts of nonsense.
For those who aren’t in the know, this movie is just filled with hilarity and bad life lessons for young girls. Then there’s the one two punch of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. You’ve got Stewart on one side mumbling and biting her lips though each line, then you’ve got Pattinson practicing looks that would land uglier people in court for sexual harassment. I seriously recommend it to anyone in need of a laugh, or, alternatively, a cry.
“Quick, everyone audition for Cats!” I just LOL’ed for five minutes.
This is totally the best Disasterpiece yet.
No vampire is as creepy as Dan’s dancing during the credits
That’s the most I’ve seen of Twilight. And the most I ever want to see.
Thanks for
“I want to come”
“I don’t want you to come”
God, I love Disasterpiece Theatre. And Twilight is always a prime target for mockery.
@Myles Andy and I found something creepier than my dancing, and I believe it would be my raspy voice in the next Disasterpiece Theatre we just shot.
@Laura, Diasterpiece Theatre loves you too!
Uh, that Cats line was pretty much the greatest thing ever.
THIS IS SO FUNNY. I just pooped.
@Cait: Were those statements related or were you just givin us the poopdate?
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