Bon “B-Pain” Iver Uses Auto-Tune, White People to Find a New Excuse to Hate T-Pain

In case you are one of the literally billions of people who haven’t heard, indie-folk favorite and all-around white dude Justin Vernon—aka Bon Iver—has opted to use something that sounds suspiciously like auto-tune on his new song “Jigsaw download.com/track/696667″>Woods” from the upcoming Blood Bank EP.

Bon Iver first garnered attention (from white people) late last year/early this year for the cripplingly emotional sounds of For Emma, Forever Ago, which was allegedly recorded by Vernon in a cabin or some shit. Though he hasn’t totally ditched the au naturale sound for Blood Bank, there are some amps being used, as well as hip-hop’s favorite plug-in.

There was a heated debate about auto-tune a few months ago on this very website. Based on how those arguments went, I think the reaction to “Woods” could go one of two ways. Hopefully, people will recognize that auto-tune is a legitimate musical tool whether it is used by Weezy or Daft Punk. More likely though, these Think Coffee lovers will find some way to explain why Bon Iver uses it correctly, and T-Pain does not, and it will probably involve the word “experimental.”

But seriously, if you were to replace the lyrics “I’m up in the woods” with “I’m up in the club” this could be a Teddy Pain joint. Either way, is auto-tune finally going to be something white people like? And if so, how long before they all start to Vampire Weekend it? Let me know what’s good in the comments.



20 Comments

  • Justin Spees
    December 10, 2008

    Everyone who listens to Bon Iver is racist.

  • bo butland
    December 10, 2008

    a) auto-tune sucks.
    b) auto-tune still sucks when bon iver uses it.
    c) CHRIS LOVES VAMPIRE WEEKEND.

  • Joe Coscarelli
    December 10, 2008

    “Woods” = Imogen Heap, but I kind of like it. Thom Yorke would approve, but Pain has this to say: http://videos.onsmash.com/v/rQisnSciarLfL3gL

  • bo butland
    December 10, 2008

    Mmmmmmmm whatchya sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

  • Justin Spees
    December 10, 2008

    Joe, I propose that for the New Jams tag we spell Jams with a “z”. Like Jamz. Much better.

  • Ned Resnikoff
    December 10, 2008

    Say what you will about my insufferable music snobbery, at least I’m consistent about it: “Woods” is just not up to the standard Bon Iver set with his gorgeous debut album.

    Also, I kind of like Think Coffee.

  • bo butland
    December 10, 2008

    NED FOR PRESIDENT

  • krissy k
    December 10, 2008

    yo finally i can legit cry to auto-tune

  • em are vee
    December 11, 2008

    this is reverse-racism! you guys think i’m joking but why isn’t more attention paid to that sort of discrimination? would you ever call T.I. an “all around black dude”?

  • bo butland
    December 11, 2008

    @mike: truth.

  • bo butland
    December 11, 2008

    i mean, em are vee.

    sry 4 xposing u.

  • em are vee
    December 11, 2008

    my identity is shattered!

  • isaac d
    January 6, 2009

    um. It’s not reverse racism, it’s just racism.

  • Niels P
    January 31, 2009

    everyone uses auto tune. some people just decide to make it obvious for the sake of sounding autotuned. case in point: Tokyo police from there a lesson in crime EP to there elephant shell LP. maybe not obvious but try producing music with it will become that way. I hate that more than blatant use. bon iver used it for harmonies – most of for ema – and for experimentation.
    ps not “everyone” uses it just 90% of them

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  • C-pain
    July 8, 2009

    1. How is it racist to call someone an all-around white dude? You’re not offering any input on what it is qualifies someone as “white” and whether that’s good or bad. Spend some time with a dictionary.

    2. T-Pain knows how to work an auto-tune jam. I like T-Pain’s auto-tuning. I don’t care what kind of experimental bullshit Bon Iver is pulling, lose the auto-tuner.

  • Sterlaf Von ShleikenDorf
    August 7, 2009

    T to the Pain sucks. Bon to the Iver does not. Case closed. Auto tune is gay, unless white singers use it!

  • Ignatius J. Reilly
    September 24, 2009

    What’s empirically amazing is that in this age of high-bandwidth, world’s-largest-library-exponential-mirror-of-a-global-society-based internet, the unwashed masses fail to understand that the use of that bullsh1t Auto-Tune device is merely a VERY hackneyed bastard stepchild of a device used in the 1970′s called the Vocoder. Artists from ELO to Faith Hill have already used that. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, but hey, what-eva – let’s regurgitate the damned technology again and use it in that tasteless genre of “music” called hip-hop, cRap, or whatever, because the clueless dopes who subscribe to this yo-yo-encrusted trend are too stupid to realize they’re the victims of marketing schemes intended to replace their miniscule disposable dollars with a product of much lesser quality.

    Proof once again that the two most-common elements in the universe remain hydrogen and stupidity. God bless the teachers of the planet – for they have the unmitigated, most-difficult, and noblest of challenges: that of attempting to turn poop-flinging tree-dwellers into monkeys with car keys.

    GOT IT?

    hukd en fonikz werkd fer mee 2, yo

  • Dinkan Sunan
    January 10, 2011

    reilly, u r mr smart. agree with u 100%

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