Entertainment - by Chris Maggio on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 8:13 - 19 Comments - 1,369 views

Bon “B-Pain” Iver Uses Auto-Tune, White People to Find a New Excuse to Hate T-Pain

In case you are one of the literally billions of people who haven’t heard, indie-folk favorite and all-around white dude Justin Vernon—aka Bon Iver—has opted to use something that sounds suspiciously like auto-tune on his new song “white people like? And if so, how long before they all start to Vampire Weekend it? Let me know what’s good in the comments.



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Justin Spees
Dec 10, 2008 10:56

Everyone who listens to Bon Iver is racist.

bo butland
Dec 10, 2008 11:46

a) auto-tune sucks.
b) auto-tune still sucks when bon iver uses it.
c) CHRIS LOVES VAMPIRE WEEKEND.

Joe Coscarelli
Dec 10, 2008 11:55

“Woods” = Imogen Heap, but I kind of like it. Thom Yorke would approve, but Pain has this to say: http://videos.onsmash.com/v/rQisnSciarLfL3gL

bo butland
Dec 10, 2008 12:22

Mmmmmmmm whatchya sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Justin Spees
Dec 10, 2008 13:52

Joe, I propose that for the New Jams tag we spell Jams with a “z”. Like Jamz. Much better.

Ned Resnikoff
Dec 10, 2008 14:23

Say what you will about my insufferable music snobbery, at least I’m consistent about it: “Woods” is just not up to the standard Bon Iver set with his gorgeous debut album.

Also, I kind of like Think Coffee.

bo butland
Dec 10, 2008 14:27

NED FOR PRESIDENT

krissy k
Dec 10, 2008 19:55

yo finally i can legit cry to auto-tune

em are vee
Dec 11, 2008 15:02

this is reverse-racism! you guys think i’m joking but why isn’t more attention paid to that sort of discrimination? would you ever call T.I. an “all around black dude”?

bo butland
Dec 11, 2008 17:03

@mike: truth.

bo butland
Dec 11, 2008 17:03

i mean, em are vee.

sry 4 xposing u.

em are vee
Dec 11, 2008 23:31

my identity is shattered!

isaac d
Jan 6, 2009 20:13

um. It’s not reverse racism, it’s just racism.

Niels P
Jan 31, 2009 23:52

everyone uses auto tune. some people just decide to make it obvious for the sake of sounding autotuned. case in point: Tokyo police from there a lesson in crime EP to there elephant shell LP. maybe not obvious but try producing music with it will become that way. I hate that more than blatant use. bon iver used it for harmonies – most of for ema – and for experimentation.
ps not “everyone” uses it just 90% of them

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C-pain
Jul 8, 2009 17:52

1. How is it racist to call someone an all-around white dude? You’re not offering any input on what it is qualifies someone as “white” and whether that’s good or bad. Spend some time with a dictionary.

2. T-Pain knows how to work an auto-tune jam. I like T-Pain’s auto-tuning. I don’t care what kind of experimental bullshit Bon Iver is pulling, lose the auto-tuner.

Sterlaf Von ShleikenDorf
Aug 7, 2009 21:47

T to the Pain sucks. Bon to the Iver does not. Case closed. Auto tune is gay, unless white singers use it!

Ignatius J. Reilly
Sep 24, 2009 7:42

What’s empirically amazing is that in this age of high-bandwidth, world’s-largest-library-exponential-mirror-of-a-global-society-based internet, the unwashed masses fail to understand that the use of that bullsh1t Auto-Tune device is merely a VERY hackneyed bastard stepchild of a device used in the 1970′s called the Vocoder. Artists from ELO to Faith Hill have already used that. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, but hey, what-eva – let’s regurgitate the damned technology again and use it in that tasteless genre of “music” called hip-hop, cRap, or whatever, because the clueless dopes who subscribe to this yo-yo-encrusted trend are too stupid to realize they’re the victims of marketing schemes intended to replace their miniscule disposable dollars with a product of much lesser quality.

Proof once again that the two most-common elements in the universe remain hydrogen and stupidity. God bless the teachers of the planet – for they have the unmitigated, most-difficult, and noblest of challenges: that of attempting to turn poop-flinging tree-dwellers into monkeys with car keys.

GOT IT?

hukd en fonikz werkd fer mee 2, yo

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