Entertainment, Featured - by Mike Vilensky on Monday, October 27, 2008 2:27 - 7 Comments
The Olsen Twins Are Dead Inside (Maybe)
In this weekend’s rather admiring New York Times profile of NYU’s (sort of) hometown heroes Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, writer Ginia Bellafante concludes that Ashley O. has her sights set on Fortune magazine rather than Vogue.
The girls are doubtlessly darlings of the discerning fashion and art world—with a successful, high-end clothing line, The Row, under their tiny belts, and pals like Karl Lagerfeld—as well as members of exclusive, Beatrice-frequenting social sets. And so it struck the writer as notable that they have not necessarily eschewed their initially wholesome public image for one more befitting to their mysterious hipness. They maintain both.
“Is commerce their art?” the subtext asked me.
Since the uber-urbane, practically post-sophistication, twenty-two year old sisters are fans of Richard Prince, Terry Richardson, and Jack Pierson, it is unseemly that they could stand by their painfully commercial content (How the West was Fun, New York Minute, “You got it, dude,” etc.) without noting some sad irony.
Or, perhaps the successful sales of their commercial content is a form of art itself!
It was the ever-influential Andy Warhol who said, “The most beautiful thing in Tokyo is McDonalds,” forever solidifying a postmodern passion for the commercial. (Perhaps this is more simply summed up in another Warhol quote: “Making money is art.”) Interpret Warhol as you will, but he has become, amongst his many reputes, an icon of post-insert anything here. Except, perhaps, money. Do the twins subscribe to a similar philosophy?
Or, y’know, maybe the girls are just really rich and don’t think that hard about it. As role models for both pre-pubescent girls and all the sad, young, starry-eyed NYU students, they are girls of many faces! But always pretty ones.
The girls will be signing copies of their well-received coffee table book, Influences, at the Union Square Barnes & Noble on Tuesday at noon. Commercial plug = art = Olsens.
7 Comments
Zara Golden
Pat McClellan
I don’t mean to be rude, but did you attend NYU at the same time as the Olsens? Because I have to say, everyone I know fucking hated them when they were here. There was even a facebook group about how frustrating it was for friends from home to be like “Oh you got into NYU, isn’t that where the Olsen twins go?” I’d be shocked if there were actually any “starry-eyed” students who felt anything but repulsed by the Olsens’ presence here.
Justin Spees
“Fuck the Olsen Twins. Neither of them ever built hotels.” - Ayn Rand
Cody Brown
I must give incredible style points to The New York Times on this one, I actually saw this profile this weekend but the first sentence was so good that I just stopped reading:
“SKINNY girls with blank expressions and seemingly little inclination to speak have fascinated American culture for so long that their proliferation now, in magazines like Us Weekly and In Touch and shows like “The Hills,” seems less a modern scourge than a historic inevitability.”
mike vilensky
@ pat: while i’m sure that many students resented the twins’ presence, i’ve seen enough young girls in facebook photos performing their best olsen face with less-than-perfect pouts to know that a certain sect of the nyu population is still sort of fascinated with them.
dene chen
they weren’t here very long. I remember freshman year one of my roommates was in the same room as one of them when they were testing out of math requirements.
mike vilensky
@ dene: ha! did they have to take map courses? no wonder they dropped out… i thought they were in gallatin, though.



“People are always calling me a mirror and if a mirror looks into a mirror, what is there to see?” -Andy Warhol