While too-pretty-to-possibly-be-interesting Dan and Serena are busy falling victim to “a force larger than us” in the Jitney bathroom, sweet Nate is selling his body, and once villainous Chuck is, um, preoccupied attempting to match his argyle socks and sweater vests. Things are changing on Gossip Girl. But change just might be lucrative—just ask the new queen, B.

Contance Billard, the UES, and possibly the entire UK are already under her thumb, but Blair Waldorf—er, Leighton Meester—is turning her sights to music. Or “music.” With an album set to drop in the next year, we now have our first taste of Scar-Jo & LiLo style crossover on this cover of “Bette Davis Eyes.” And it’s a little bit promising. After all, dethroning is what she does best, and if she wants to be the best Monday night TV villain-turned-pop star she’s got some, uh, competition…

Heidi Montag- Overdosin’