Good morning, Lower East Siders.

So, last night’s big premiere wasn’t all fans had it cracked up to be. Is our best show ever turning out to be just another AVERAGE. TEENAGE. SOAP? Sure, there wasn’t a dry eye in the place when the handsome Chuck Bass still couldn’t make himself vulnerable for the loveliest of B’s, Ms. Blair Waldorf. But when Blair’s boring American arm candy-cum-British royalty boyfriend (huh?) drove by in a red convertible (really?) at just the right implausibly-timed moment afterward, the tears dried on their own.

Aw, looks like flamboyantly dressed rich boys aren’t the only ones having their hearts broken—pretentious college students and magazine writers are too! Be careful what you over-intellectualize—it just might still be for pre-adolescent girls. ‘Till next time!

xoxo,
Gossip Grrrl

Gossip Girl returned Monday night. Thoughts? Comment—the floor is yours.