Another anti-smoking measure, woo! This time, the city has banned the sale of flavored tobacco products. Forbidden flavors now include chocolate, coconut, and licorice. If anyone knows where I could have at one time procured chocolate-favored cigarettes, I’m all ears.

Since there are fewer smokers out there nowadays, tobacco companies have to raise the price (again) of your trusted brands. Beware, Camel fans.

But, you know, you really should just quit. Try something safer, like dropping acid.