City - by Nicole He on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 10:54 - 12 Comments - 63 views

Criteria For NYC’s “Hottest” College Kids: Slutty And Awkward

photo08If you remember the announcement from awhile back that the results are pretty unattractive.

See for yourself here. From these pictures, we can see that what it takes to be the hottest kid in New York City is having more makeup than clothes.

The best part of the whole thing is that they say things like “My legs are hard and muscular from dancing and my lips are big and I know how to use them,” and “I’ve been doing ab workouts since I saw Will Smith in ‘Bad Boys’ running with his button-down shirt unbuttoned. It was inspiring.”

NYU is represented by Danielle Simons, pictured here on the left.

Photo from the New York Post

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Josh Becker
Apr 28, 2009 11:08

“Frat Chic meets the Old Navy by Penn Station.”

hannah c
Apr 28, 2009 12:04

oh dear god

Tom Thornton
Apr 28, 2009 12:12

“Hello Central Casting? I need an actress to portray Miss Piggy in the upcoming live-action Muppets movie.”

“By jiminy! Do I have the gal for you! This young phenom out of NYU, Danielle Simons, is your gal. Says here she’s got ‘brains and beauty.’

Jacob Hentoff
Apr 28, 2009 12:47

Mel from Flight of the Conchords? When did you start shopping at Forever 21 and wearing too much makeup?

Josh Becker
Apr 28, 2009 12:56

Swine floozy.

Brianne S
Apr 28, 2009 15:28

And I seriously thought I was the only one who thought these people were questionably attractive… There are prettier girls sitting on Kimmel’s steps.

I could pick out 50 hotter people with my eyes closed.

beau rutland
Apr 28, 2009 15:41

Nina Y
Apr 28, 2009 15:47

Haha, the second picture of the girl in the bathtub says:

Sex Appeal: “I’m a crazy party person,” says Sloane, who’s already landed a bit role in the upcoming horror film “Breadcrumbs.” The sexy ingenue says she struggles with type-casting: “I usually have to play the bitch or the slutty girl.”

Hm, and how exactly is this picture in the New York Post going to alleviate your struggle with type-casting?…

max vernon
Apr 28, 2009 18:02

terrifying.

thankfully we’ll all soon be dead from swine flu anyway.

Justin Spees
Apr 28, 2009 19:27

And the Oscar goes to Sunny Chang’s artfully displayed penis.

Anna P.
Apr 28, 2009 22:42

I will forgive them just about anything, because they have a super hot girl whose bio reads “I speak Romanian, Spanish and French. You could say I’m a bit of a cunning linguist.”

FTW!

Julianna M.
Apr 29, 2009 10:22

Oh thank God I’m not the only one who thought she was ick. Seriously, she is the hottest NYU student they could find, or the hottest student whose daddy works for them? Ick.

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