The Age Of Terror Beyond Bin Laden

I bet you know someone our age who went to Ground Zero last Sunday to celebrate Osama bin Laden’s death, or that you were there yourself. Pretty much e-v-e-r-y news outlet described the crowd as “youthful and jubilant.” We are the generation just old enough to remember 9/11 and who have waited half our lives, quite literally, to see bin Laden caught. Celebrating a person’s death would usually be unquestionably perverse, but with bin Laden it seemed at the very least understandable, and at the very most an act of patriotic duty.

America has finally eliminated the man who was the architect of 9/11, amongst other tragedies, and who was the direct cause of the gateway drug of a war in Afghanistan, so… now what?

Part of why it’s hard to imagine what’s going to happen in a post-bin Laden world is we’ve never lived in a pre-bin Laden one. Our politically-conscious selves were almost certainly born out of fear on or after 9/11, so this “age of terror” is really the only age we know the terms of. Before looking beyond bin Laden, it’s important to remember why it was so important America caught him. To quote Louise Richardson from her book, What Terrorists Want: Read more…


Device That Transmits Kisses Over The Internet In Development In Japan


Technology has taken a tragic and possibly irrevocable turn for the creepy with the development of a “Kiss Transmission Device” by the horny bastards scientists at the University of Electro-Communications in Tokyo. They’ve constructed a contraption that has a “motion-sensing receptacle that records your tongue’s movements and then sends that information to a corresponding machine in your partner’s mouth,” in the hopes of eventually “effectively transmitting the feeling of a kiss.”

Though humankind’s latest innovation could conceivably revolutionize online dating/long distant relationships/anonymous chatrooms, the inventor has a more profitable use in mind: “If you have a popular entertainer use this device and record it, that could be hugely popular if you off it to fans.” Read more…


Last Night’s Ten Best Tweets About Osama bin Laden

While President Obama’s late night announcement was clearly reason for a patriotic celebration at Ground Zero, it was also a victory for New Yorkers with Twitter accounts. To help you sort through the tweetstorm, a few of our staff members selected some of the best tweets from last night.

First, Gawker‘s Max Read drops an FYI to Lady Gaga right before Obama delivered his speech. Gaga’s tweet has since been deleted, and she made sure that everyone knew that she indeed turned on CNN.

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2011 Champions League Semifinals Preview

Champions League semis time! Over the next two weeks, two teams will move one step closer to the ultimate goal in European soccer, while two others will go home and pretend that they “didn’t even care about Champions League anyway” (copyright: me when Barca lost Copa del Rey last week). This year’s semifinals feature the third and fourth Clasicos between Real Madrid and Barcelona this month, as well as a relatively storyline-free clash between Manchester United and Schalke 04. Which Spanish giant will win? Will Schalke’s Raul and company extend their surprising run by defeating soon-to-be-crowned EPL champions Man U?

Manchester United defeats Schalke 04, 4-2 on aggregate (First leg 4/26, second leg 5/4)
The little German team that could finally drops to a better opponent, as not even the UCL experience of Raul can carry a weak defense past the hammer that is Wayne Rooney. Schalke will keep it close in the first leg in front of the home fans, but I would be shocked if they scored at Old Trafford next week. On the other side, Man U’s uneven play in the league this year has been shrugged off in European play, which should carry them past this (relatively) easy semifinal draw into next month’s finale at Wembley. Look for Javier “Chicharrito” Hernandez (seriously the best nickname in soccer right now) to have a key goal coming off the bench for United. Read more…


Tickets On Sale For The Thermals/Twin Shadow NYU Concert

You’d be forgiven for not realizing the semester’s almost over since we didn’t actually get to enjoy any semblance of “spring” in New York during Spring’11. Undeterred by the woeful weather, NYU’s unfaltering Program Board has planned two unmissable events on back-to-back days in early May to finish off the academic year in style. Strawberry Fest — NYU’s annual valiant attempt at a Spring Fling — is on the 6th and is free and open to the public.

However, you do need to buy tickets — and soon — for the NYU Program Board concert on Thursday May 5th at Le Poisson Rouge (how legit is that?). The Thermals, who have the perfect sound to kick-off the summer (and are super entertaining on Twitter), are headlining. Twin Shadow, who really made waves at SXSW this year with his electro-dream pop, is opening the show along with Tyvek. Read more…


Just A Reminder: Feminism Isn’t Obsolete Yet

Last week Young Media Weekend panelist Matt Yglesias tweeted, “How would America change if we did a 120 year ‘men can’t vote’ make up period?” It’s the only thing that’s made me smile since budget negotiations turned into a relentless assault on Planned Parenthood by the GOP. It also made me sincerely wonder, since we know Republicans don’t even buy their own lies about federal funding paying for abortions, why Speaker Boehner and co. are so intent on crippling the nation’s leading reproductive health care provider? Here are two theories:

The Honest-To-God GOP
The first (and far less likely) is that Republicans are actually genuine in their opposition to Planned Parenthood and its mission. It’s not just about the abortions — Planned Parenthood provides contraceptives. You might assume this appeals to pro-lifers and pro-choicers alike, since contraceptives reduce the likelihood of the undesired pregnancies that lead to abortions, but then think about all that sex being wasted on not making babies! Read more…


Hipsters Are Now A New York Tourist Attraction

New Yorkers such as yourselves probably only take cabs when you’re too drunk to walk (I’m not just projecting here, right?). Visitors to our city, on the other hand, are big fans of needlessly spending money and time in traffic. Accordingly, those maddening taxi videos are often directed at tourists and the latest New York attraction is apparently an anthropological one: Brooklyn Hipsters. Read more…


NYU Assists You In “Getting To Know Americans”

Mistaken by some (including our editors) as an elaborate April Fools joke, an article titled “Getting To Know Americans” under the international students section of NYU’s website went semi-viral at the beginning of the month. Intended to help foreigners (like myself) understand yankee culture, the article ended up sounding pretty bizarre — characterizing Americans as people with a “missionary spirit” for whom “success is often marked by the amount of money and material goods a person is able to accumulate” and who “usually think of nature as something that can be altered, conquered and controlled for people’s comfort.” Even if that’s true (and I’m not inclined to believe it is), the delivery lacks subtlety.

The page disappeared by April 4th, but you can check out the screen shots here. When we contacted the Office of International Students and Scholars about the article, OISS said its communications team was simply carrying out a routine update of the information it posts on the NYU website. Read more…


Das Racist Performing At NYU Chill 2011

Remember those charming fellows from Das Racist who love us so much? They are headlining NYU’s Chill 2011 on Tuesday, April 5th from 7:30-11pm at Kimmel’s E&L Auditorium. The concert is organized by those tireless folks at Program Board (don’t forget the !!!/Darwin Deez show tonight) and the Ski and Snowboard Club (far more shocked we have one of these than a Chicken & Rice Club). Obligatory embedding of the Wallpaper Remix of “Combination Pizza Hut & Taco Bell” after the jump.

The show, which also features Wallpaper and Small Black, is in aid of the Burton Chill Foundation, which “provides unique and positive experiences to underserved youth through snowboarding.” Tickets are on sale now for $8 at Ticket Central in Skirball and will probably sell out. Though not available to the general public, NYU students may purchase a ticket for one non-NYU guest. Read more…


Guide To NYU Dorms 2011: Broome Street


Note: Confused and frightened by your housing options for next year? Fear not, we got you. We’ll be covering important details on every dorm that’ll help you choose. Check out every post in our Guide To NYU Dorms here.

Location: Broome St. & Centre St.

Room Types: Single bedroom in a shared suite, Shared two student studio, 1–3 Bedroom suites with 2–6 students, Low Cost five room suite with seven students.

Cost: $15,645 for single, $13,438 for studio and 1-3 bedroom suites, $11,037 for low cost.

Right off the bat, you notice something different about our Broome Street dorm. It’s not merely a residence hall, but a bonafide “residential college,” complete with classes and requirements. Don’t let that fool you though, it’s not all safety, fun and learning at Broome St. Here are some things to know if you’re considering giving this residential college a go.

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