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City - Friday, September 5, 2008 17:02 - 2 Comments
The Ultimate Guide to the City - Part 5: Nightlife
—– This week, in City, we are featuring our Ultimate Guide to the City. We want to help those of you who are new to New York (as well as those who have been basking in the sun and drinking margaritas for too long this summer) get (re)aquainted with the basics of living in New York. On Tuesday we will present Food and Getting Around, on Wednesday, Things to See, on Thursday, Online Resources, and on Friday, Nightlife.
Editor’s Note: The author submitted this article anonymously, at approximately 7 a.m., through my dorm window, tied to a brick. It was written primarily on twenty- and fifty-dollar bills, some in better condition than others. Many were in tatters and would have been unsalvageable but for the care and dedication of the NYPD’s forensics unit who worked in conjunction with several prominent Dead Sea Scrolls scholars – including NYU’s own Rabbi Lawrence Schiffman. The Editors would like to emphasize that there is no way to assure the veracity of the author’s multiple, potentially libelous claims and that we do not condone this often illegal, but always unsafe, behavior. We print this as a public service – to exhibit the depths to which one can sink when immersed in the Nightlife of New York City.
