This was a piece of primo advice from Kenny Hsu, aka Kenny City, our departed City Editor:

On average, every NYU student is scammed at least 2.46 times during his or her college career. Yes, I just made that statistic up. But no, I’m not talking about sketchy emails from Nigeria asking for just a few thousand dollars. Instead, we’re perpetually prone to the top scammers in New York, where they’re much more convincing and most often do their work on (you guessed it) the sidewalk — kind of like GreenPeace, except without the peace.
So educate yourself on this list, you gullible yuppie with your parents’ money in your wallet (that’s what they think of you; not me!). It might just save you $20 and a whole lot of embarrassment:
The “Shake My Hand, It’ll Only Take 10 Minutes” Scam (Scene of the crime: Union Square, West Village) – Anyone who’s lived at any of the Union Square dorms might be familiar with this one. A young man holding a box of candy approaches you politely and offers his hand. If you choose to accept the handshake, please cancel all appointments scheduled within the next ten minutes. You’re not going anywhere. The same guy who seemed polite five seconds ago is now aggressively persuading you to give him $5 for a fruit roll-up. Like all of his cohorts (they travel in teams, like Children International canvassers), he’s trying to raise money for his family, his school, his basketball team, or any combination of these. After 10 minutes of trying to pry his hand off yours, you have no other option but to cave in. Hey, at least you got a fruit roll-up.





Returning home for the summer usually involves sharing stories from college, and both casually and self-importantly reminding friends that “yeah, NYU doesn’t have a campus.” While those who go to real college get schwasted at frat houses, NYU undergrads become regulars at East Village bars, intern in Brooklyn, and in between, master the New York City subway system. Then, we subtly brag about it through Facebook updates. Fuck a campus, we go to school with
While half of NYU’s student population crowded the World Trade Center the
Remember those mini-vans your friend’s mom would pick you up in during elementary school? Well, beginning 2014, you’ll also be calling for one on the sidewalk.
Finals week is next week, which most likely means two things: a) you’re starting to panic about finals, and b) you have no time to panic about anything else but finals. Unfortunately, for those still in NYU housing, the end of the semester also means you have to start packing and storing your belongings somewhere in New York.
Speaking on NBC’s “Meet The Press” yesterday (before, y’know,
THURSDAY
Ever want to meet people on NYU campus while technically not on NYU campus? If you haven’t seen their staff outside Stern yet, you can thank 

