Congratulations! You’ve aced your exams, finished writing all your A+ papers, and earned standing ovations on all your final performances! Oh, what, you mean you’re not done yet? Then what are you doing on the internet, ya slacker?
Nah, we’re just kidding. NYU Local supports the right of every student to procrastinate. (How do you think this article came into being? My final essays aren’t going to ignore themselves!) In the spirit of finals week, we’re here to help you postpone work as long as possible. So own your procrastination! Click a link. Click all the links. You’ll feel so accomplished if you do.
- Talk loudly on your phone like the guy BELLOWING OUTSIDE THE LL1 COMPUTER LAB RIGHT NOW, LIKE NO ONE ELSE HAS ANY WORK TO DO, BUDDY!
- Using 1-3 blankets, roll your body into a “burrito” shape. You can’t do work now; you don’t have any arms!