Author Archives for Joe Kozlowski

About Joe Kozlowski

Joe Kozlowski is NYU Local's City Editor and resident sports guy . He is the second best thing to come from Staten Island behind the Wu-Tang Clan, believes that defense wins championships, and always plays to win the game. He don't tape ankles, he don't shine shoes, he don't cut checks. Straight cash homie.

/ April 3, 2015 1:34 pm / Gridiron G-Chat: Final Four Edition

Once upon a time (ok, two years ago), NYU Brocal had this lovely little series called Gridiron G-chat. The concept was simple: every week, two bros would gather around the warmth of their laptops and chat about that weekend’s games. With Jeremy and Eric doing real, adult things now, Joe Kozlowski and Paul Sondhi will be guiding you through the...

/ February 17, 2015 12:30 pm / Gridiron G-Chat: Analytics Edition

Once upon a time (ok, two years ago), NYU Brocal had this lovely little series called Gridiron G-chat. The concept was simple: every week, two bros would gather around the warmth of their laptops and chat about that weekend’s games. With Jeremy and Eric doing real, adult things now, Joe Kozlowski and Paul Sondhi will be guiding you through the...

/ January 29, 2015 10:15 am / Get Lost: Green-Wood Cemetery

You know that optimism that’s supposed to come with the start of a new semester? Good joke. Between the general meh that is syllabus week and the pseudo-blizzard morphing into awkward slush lakes, you’re probably ready to call it a week. So with that in mind, here’s some awesome pictures of a cemetery! Yay reminders of death! But it’s not...

/ December 18, 2014 3:30 pm / Gridiron G-Chat — Week Sixteen: NYU Local’s Extravagant Holiday Party, Perpetual Thursday Night Mediocrity, And Another Bird-On-Bird Match-Up

Once upon a time (ok, two years ago), NYU Brocal had this lovely little series called Gridiron G-chat. The concept was simple: every week, two bros would gather around the warmth of their laptops and chat about that weekend’s games. With Jeremy and Eric doing real, adult things now, Joe Kozlowski and Paul Sondhi will be guiding you through the...

/ December 11, 2014 3:30 pm / Gridiron G-Chat — Week Fifteen: Finals, Feisty Birds, And Football, Johnny

Once upon a time (ok, two years ago), NYU Brocal had this lovely little series called Gridiron G-chat. The concept was simple: every week, two bros would gather around the warmth of their laptops and chat about that weekend’s games. With Jeremy and Eric doing real, adult things now, Joe Kozlowski and Paul Sondhi will be guiding you through the...

/ December 4, 2014 3:30 pm / Gridiron G-Chat — Week Fourteen: Indian Internet, NYU Local’s Lavish Offices, And Bird On Bird Action

Once upon a time (ok, two years ago), NYU Brocal had this lovely little series called Gridiron G-chat. The concept was simple: every week, two bros would gather around the warmth of their laptops and chat about that weekend’s games. With Jeremy and Eric doing real, adult things now, Joe Kozlowski and Paul Sondhi will be guiding you through the...

/ December 2, 2014 2:57 pm / The (Hockey) Media And Being A Normal, Respectful Person

Toward the end of the summer, Harrison Mooney was fired from Puck Daddy, Yahoo’s hockey blog for sending inappropriate messages to women on social media. I’ll fully admit I felt conflicted about it; the messages were a bit creepy, but nothing terrible, and I felt like I knew Mooney despite the fact that our only interaction was him following me...

/ December 1, 2014 11:14 am / Saying Goodbye To The Casual Brilliance Of Thierry Henry

You know how your favorite celebrity is supposed to ride graciously into the sunset when he or she decides to leave the spotlight? Maybe one last feature film or a Derek Jeter-style anticlimactic but oh so fitting infield single? That’s not how Thierry Henry did it. After a playoff elimination at the hands of the New England Revolution, media crowded around...

/ November 26, 2014 3:30 pm / Gridiron G-Chat — Week Thirteen: Thanksgiving, Leftovers, And Turkey Puns

Once upon a time (ok, two years ago), NYU Brocal had this lovely little series called Gridiron G-chat. The concept was simple: every week, two bros would gather around the warmth of their laptops and chat about that weekend’s games. With Jeremy and Eric doing real, adult things now, Joe Kozlowski and Paul Sondhi will be guiding you through the...

/ November 20, 2014 3:30 pm / Gridiron G-Chat — Week Twelve: The Playoff Machine, The Ghost Of Al Davis, And A Metaphorical Tauntaun

Once upon a time (ok, two years ago), NYU Brocal had this lovely little series called Gridiron G-chat. The concept was simple: every week, two bros would gather around the warmth of their laptops and chat about that weekend’s games. With Jeremy and Eric doing real, adult things now, Joe Kozlowski and Paul Sondhi will be guiding you through the...

/ November 13, 2014 3:30 pm / Gridiron G-Chat — Week Eleven: Jon Gruden’s Special Smoothie, Mediocrity, and All Aqua Everything

Once upon a time (ok, two years ago), NYU Brocal had this lovely little series called Gridiron G-chat. The concept was simple: every week, two bros would gather around the warmth of their laptops and chat about that weekend’s games. With Jeremy and Eric doing real, adult things now, Joe Kozlowski and Paul Sondhi will be guiding you through the...

/ November 6, 2014 2:00 pm / Gridiron G-Chat — Week Ten: Mediocrity, Byes, And Action Bronson

Once upon a time (ok, two years ago), NYU Brocal had this lovely little series called Gridiron G-chat. The concept was simple: every week, two bros would gather around the warmth of their laptops and chat about that weekend’s games. With Jeremy and Eric doing real, adult things now, Joe Kozlowski and Paul Sondhi will be guiding you through the...

/ October 30, 2014 2:45 pm / Gridiron G-Chat — Week Nine: A Dolphin Wearing A Football Helmet Jumping Through The Sun Vs. A Lightning Bolt

Once upon a time (ok, two years ago), NYU Brocal had this lovely little series called Gridiron G-chat. The concept was simple: every week, two bros would gather around the warmth of their laptops and chat about that weekend’s games. With Jeremy and Eric doing real, adult things now, Joe Kozlowski and Paul Sondhi will be guiding you through the...

/ October 23, 2014 3:30 pm / Gridiron G-Chat — Week Eight: Doldrums, Bad Inter-State Rivalries, And Fulfilling A Legacy

Once upon a time (ok, two years ago), NYU Brocal had this lovely little series called Gridiron G-chat. The concept was simple: every week, two bros would gather around the warmth of their laptops and chat about that weekend’s games. With Jeremy and Eric doing real, adult things now, Joe Kozlowski and Paul Sondhi will be guiding you through the world of...

/ October 16, 2014 3:12 pm / Gridiron G-Chat — Week Seven: Lovie Smith, Ties, And Proverbial Pumpkins

Once upon a time (ok, two years ago), NYU Brocal had this lovely little series called Gridiron G-chat. The concept was simple: every week, two bros would gather around the warmth of their laptops and chat about that weekend’s games. With Jeremy and Eric doing real, adult things now, Joe Kozlowski and Paul Sondhi will be guiding you through the world of...