It’s Definitely Gatsby, It’s Just That The “Great” Part Is Debatable

It isn’t all that surprising that Baz Luhrmann’s expectedly gaudy, confetti-laden 3D adaptation of The Great Gatsby is most entertaining when it least resembles The Great Gatsby. Yet what is rather stunning – considering the prominence of Luhrmann’s maximalist, modern stylization at work (get out ya seat, Hov) – is just what a literal adaptation this is.

No, it’s not enough for Tobey Maguire (increasingly endearing as the film goes on, but nevertheless out of place) to read large swaths of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s prose as part of a clunky framing device; those words literally pop out in front of the green light, and dissolve over the audience in three glorious dimensions. For a movie so dedicated to translating Fitzgerald’s depictions of decadence word by literal word, it goes very far out of its way to miss the point.

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Books We Read In High School That Actually Made For Good Movie Adaptations

The Great Gatsby finally hits theaters today, presumably leaving behind a trail of 3D confetti explosions and Jay-Z-approved companion albums in its wake. However, while word so far is decidedly split on Baz Luhrmann’s ultra ostentatious adaptation of the F. Scott Fitzgerald classic, the relentless hype around the film’s release has served as a nice reminder that there are other books that we were forced to read in high school and really enjoyed, and a few of those have even had (at least partial) justice done on the big screen. Here’s a gathering of those titles that actually managed to capture what made their source material so special back in the awkward days of 9th Grade lit class.

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Iron Man 3 Is The Best Marvel Movie Yet Because It Doesn’t Feel Like A Marvel Movie

The first Iron Man was such a shot in the arm because it was a comic book movie that felt like it wasn’t beholden to the tropes of comic book movies. Anchored by a magnetic lead performance from a freshly sober Robert Downey Jr., this was a hedonistic superhero with more in common with James Bond than a spandex-clad do-gooder. Of course, this went on to be the cornerstone film for what would ultimately be the biggest superhero movie ever, and one dismal direct sequel later, it seemed as though Tony Stark might be headed towards well-worn superhero territory.

However, despite what the self-serious initial trailers might suggest, Iron Man 3 has a major secret weapon at its disposal – writer/director Shane Black, who previously created the Lethal Weapon series, gave Downey his comeback vehicle in the immensely enjoyable/underrated Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and is generally responsible for some of the best pithy action movie dialogue ever written. And in Black’s hands, Iron Man 3 feels like a lost 80s action movie that happens to prominently feature a guy in a tricked out armor suit.

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Summer Movie Pair-Offs: What Before Midnight and Fast And Furious 6 Have In Common

With Iron Man 3 hitting theaters tomorrow, the summer movie season is here–that magical time when movies that are best seen with a bag of popcorn and a slushee the size of a kiddie pool flood multiplexes.

However, there are a ton of movies opening this summer, so much so that breaking down each one individually might take a while. So instead, we’ve put together a cross-section of the ostensive best and worst that this summer has to offer, compiled in double-feature pairings that offer a little of something for everyone. Lots even, especially if you’re eager to watch the cast of Pineapple Express/Freaks and Geeks attempt to survive the apocalypse, and who doesn’t wanna see that?

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Pain and Gain Is Michael Bay’s Roided-Out Parody Of A Michael Bay Film

In the build-up to Pain and Gain’s release, much has been made over director Michael Bay’s description of the film as “a small character piece” that would allow him to go back to filmmaking basics. Of course, there’s something inherently, and for a maximalist in the tradition of Bay, fittingly absurd about approaching a splashy crime comedy about homicidal bodybuilders like a small, indie passion project.

Yet upon seeing the film, you realize why Bay’s description of it is actually stunningly apt: Pain and Gain is unfiltered, fully concentrated Michael Bay. There are no CGI robots talking in ebonics to distract you from the deeply deranged vision of America at hand, and as such, the relentless approach works towards a place of satire and irony. In other words, Pain and Gain is a self-aware Michael Bay movie about how loathsome the ideals of a Michael Bay movie are. It’s kind of brilliant.

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Get Pumped Up On Your Michael Bay Knowledge Before Pain and Gain

Today’s the day. Pain and Gain finally hits theaters, and if you’ve ever wanted to see The Rock play a “cokehead Jesus-loving goofball criminal,” this is your chance. Never mind that the real story (yes, this actually is based on a true story) is an alternatively nauseating and darkly hilarious crime saga about the worst of human behavior. Leave it to Michael Bay to turn that into a gonzo action comedy, which apparently also fully embraces the story’s more twisted aspects too.

Like it or not, Bay is one of our most distinctive auteurs, and perhaps the preeminent voice of adolescent vulgarity in movies today. With that in mind, here’s a brief primer on everyone’s favorite unlikely Wesleyan graduate/explosion enthusiast to get you properly amped up for Pain and Gain.

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Why Aren’t We Talking About Terrence Malick’s New Movie?

Terrence Malick must’ve recently had a change of heart – that is, if his filmography is anything to go by. The reclusive auteur, formerly resigned to releasing a new film every decade or so, has recently picked up work at an exponential pace; The Tree of Life came a mere six years after The New World, and now, two years later, To the Wonder arrives in theaters, with several other projects currently in post-production.

However, in spite of the breathless fanfare that greeted Tree of Life’s release, To The Wonder hit American art houses to mixed reviews and modest box office returns. Is it something to do with the film, or does a new Terrence Malick film just not feel like as much of an event so soon after Tree of Life?

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What To See When You Get Shut Out Of The Tribeca Film Festival

The Tribeca Film Festival kicked off yesterday, and though it claims to be the festival that doesn’t know the meaning of “sold out,” those long rush ticket lines can be a drag all the same.

But not to worry: even if your luck runs out when trying to catch the new David Gordon Green movie, there’s still thankfully a plethora of great stuff at the art house right now worthy of your attention.

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Nostalgia Check-In: Jurassic Park Reopens Its Doors In 3D

This is Nostalgia Check-In – the series where we determine which of your newly relevant youthful favorites actually lived up to their childhood reputations, and which were really as nasty as the “Monstars” from Space Jam.

Jurassic Park is so early ‘90s that looking back on it, it’s actually kind of impressive. Even beyond showcasing Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern as summer blockbuster action heroes (!), and populating the background with everyone from Sam Jackson to Wayne Knight (Newman!), it remains a definitive action-adventure of its period – a terrific time capsule of back when everyone dressed terribly, but you could also make jokes about the word “autoerotic” and show severed arms in a big PG-13 tentpole movie.

Yet with the film having been recently rereleased into 3D, as tends to be the trend lately, we were inspired to drop down the small fortune that is an IMAX 3D ticket to see just how well Spielberg’s dinosaur epic holds up on the big screen.

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Remembering Roger Ebert, America’s Critic-Next-Door

It might seem vaguely reductive to note that, as Matt Zoller Seitz so wonderfully put it in his eulogy, the late Roger Ebert served as a “gateway drug” for cinephiles – to suggest his work was in anyway basic, simplistic, or not worthy of a higher literary plain beyond that gateway. However, breaking down the perceived barrier between accessible and intelligent critical discourse was such an important part of what Ebert did, and his ultimate impact on the world of entertainment criticism, that such a description is wholly appropriate.

Ebert was the guy who helped champion little movies like Hoop Dreams and Monster on national television. He dissected the best films of the 1990s with Martin Scorsese, and in a manner that was as entertaining as it was informative. And he took full advantage of his web presence to lend further opportunities to young, up-and-coming writers in whom he saw potential.

In short, he felt like America’s critic-next-door in every sense, and the extent to which he used that position to popularize mainstream critical discourse can’t be overstated. At the Movies brought fairly serious discussion about film into ordinary households every week. More importantly though, Ebert and Gene Siskel (and later, Richard Roeper) didn’t come across as self-important or elitist – they were just regular guys who happened to know a lot about film, and loved discussing it, as well as (most memorably) arguing about it.

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