Gorge Yourself For Finals

Finals are upon us. Thus, we are giving you a free pass to gorge yourself for “fuel” purposes. As the upcoming week is filled with opportunities to stress eat your way to straight A’s, what better way than to do so for free? Check out the following events and this Twitter throughout the week for scrumdiddlyumptious updates.

Breakfast for Dinner

Date: Monday, May 13

Time: 7 PM—9 PM

Location: Kimmel Center

Check out Kimmel for some good ol’ gastro-reverse breakfast for dinner. It’s free and THERE ARE PRIZES.

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NYU Golden Boy Joins Harvard Innovation Lab In Post-Grad Start-Up Universe

Graduation is approaching, which means post-graduation is approaching, and all of the subsequent fears of real life follow suit. While some of us might be rethinking the past four years, others are going on to do bigger, brighter and painfully more interesting things.

GLS senior Andrew Cole is one such person. With Kartis, a start-up newly endorsed by the Harvard Innovation Lab, Cole is working to redefine the way we view the nonprofit industry. Kartis, a self-proclaimed “social network for good,” is devoted to creating a worldwide map of the nonprofit sectors. Cole, along with his fellow team of budding entrepreneurs Chris Goldstein, Brent Dance, and Josh Liebow-Feeser, began developing Kartis last year and have since been selected as finalists in the Harvard President’s Challenge.

We caught up with NYU’s golden boy, a guy helping rep our colors in the land of Harvardites—all in the name of philanthropy. We learned a bit about the project, the NGO universe, and what it’s like to be a senior with his shit together.   Read more…


Max Savage Of Parquet Courts Tells Us About His Finals, Touring, And Groupies

When I first met Max Savage my freshman year at NYU, he mentioned growing up in Dallas, playing drums in high school, and the fact he had “just joined a band.” Naturally, Savage sounded much like the other struggling artists in my view—destined for a few shows in Brooklyn and a degree in Creative Writing. But the archetype couldn’t have been more wrong.

Savage, a CAS junior and drummer for the rising New York rock band, Parquet Courts, has achieved a level of success over the past two years that makes the average artist want to crawl in a hole. And cry. Last year, Parquet Courts was charted #5 on the list of Time Magazine’s “The Top 10 Everything of 2012.” A few weeks ago, VICE published a documentary charting their spring tour from Mexico to London—with ten shows at SXSW sprinkled somewhere in between.

Savage, a redhead with an adorable affinity for math tutoring, seems to just be doing his thing, alongside brother, Andrew Savage, and fellow band mates, Austin Brown and Sean Yeaton. Aside from his painstakingly cool name and current life, NYU Local wanted to catch up with Savage before leaving on his European tour. We first asked about what it’s like being a math major-creative writing-minor-rock-star, and how the fuck he manages to stay in school.

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The Backstreet Boys Of ‘The Bean’

There is a new-age brothel on the corner of 3rd Street and Second Avenue. It masquerades under the name “The Bean,” though it is hardly a place of such simplicity.

This coffee shop—a hormonal fuckfest of caffeine, dreadlocks and Nutella Fitzgerald—might withhold the sole concentration of straight men in New York City. Otherwise, may it perish under the illusion of such suitors.

At The Bean, it has become competition between who looks better behind their MacBook. And which barista will court café au ladies first. We offer no hyperlinks for the following archetypes, but the promise of sheer observation and real encounters. The following descriptions are partly character studies and snapshots, but also carry a warning with them: tread carefully with the doe-eyed, tattooed barista and his friends. Read on to see who else you may find at The Bean. Read more…


Red Bull Music Academy To Serve Concerts, Lectures, & Well, Probably Red Bull

Red Bull executives know their product serves as both a study and party companion. So evidently, they chose to combine both worlds, offering creative ~intellectuals~ a month-long excuse to rage face.

From April 28 to May 31, Red Bull Music Academy will host thirty-four public events around New York City. The traveling workshop will feature 236 artists, film screenings, live concerts, and paneled discussions with people like ERYKAH BADU.

Here is a short preview of events to save cash money for next week. If tickets are sold out, there are many more events and StubHub alternatives.

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Interview Like A Champ For Summer Internships

Since it’s right about the time when summer internship recruitment is looming, it’s perfectly natural to suffer from a number of anxieties. Namely, the worry is, “How do I get the internship that will ensure a job that will eventually finance my future unto my death?”

These irrational fears are only made rational by the prospect of THE interview. NYU Local has, thereby, devised a quick strategy to K.I.C.K. corporate ass. With this beautiful acronym in mind, you’ll never forget these vital aspects of interviewing like a champ.

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How To Be Less Of An Asshole At Starbucks

At Starbucks, there is a recipe for being an asshole that comes somewhere before a soy milk caveat, and after that emphasis on light ice. Ask any barista (willing to vent) and it is evident how bad our coffee entitlement has become—especially college students—as caffeine can be a pseudo-source of survival.

The baristas of Starbucks at Faye’s are not allowed to legally speak since they are considered NYU employees. However, some were willing to allude to a few points of contention with students throughout their day.

NYU Local thought we’d find out for ourselves by observing Starbucks within a 30-minute interval of time. One can only imagine the sheer number of these interactions during a full-day shift. In this context, we are told it is better to be a face forgotten then remembered.

The following account is a baby chronicle of humanity, along with some helpful hints on to how avoid having your barista hate every fiber in your body.

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Plan Your Post-Thesis Life

Let’s wind it down a bit. With those 60-page manuscripts bound, pink and scented, there is only so much work one can do on ‘Post-Colonial Anal Theory’ before getting your panties into an irremediable twist.

Life after finishing your thesis can be disorienting. Spending the past year devoted to a topic more than yourself is well beyond the bounds of formal education. However, the upside is that spring is here, and just in time to reclaim the lives APA or MLA-standards stole from you.

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A SparkNotes Summary Of “Expert Advice On Active Shooter Event”

NYU has been proactive with catastrophic cautionary emails lately. From last week’s “Hepatitis A in a Food Handler in an Area Restaurant” to “Your Safety Matters—Expert on Active Shooter Events,” it is obvious that V.P. Jules Martin and NYU Public Safety are keeping us kiddos in mind.

But that’s not to say we’re listening.

If you clicked a quick delete/spam redirect for the latter ‘safety’ email, you’re effectively among the majority. However, in light of the recent events in the U.S., NYU Local wanted to give a spark notes reminder about public (and your own) safety. Read more…


NYU’s Gender Violence Awareness Week Wants You To Talk About It

An estimated one out of every three women has been has been beaten, coerced into sex, or abused by someone in her life. 17.7 million American women have been victims of completed or attempted rape, and more often than not, the perpetrator is not a stranger.

To combat these statistics and call attention to the national problem of sexual violence, Gender Violence Awareness Week is now going on at NYU. Past events this week included a workshop on street harassment and T’ai Chi healing for survivors. It also featured organizations like Hope For the Future—a place where survivors of child sexual abuse can anonymously submit their stories. Read more…