Elevator culture pervades most buildings at NYU. In between classes our personal space bubbles are rendered null and void as we are packed into elevators in a way that I can only describe as reminiscent of that time I thought moving towards the stage at a Terminal 5 GirlTalk concert was a good idea. Inevitably, “that guy” (or girl) shows up in the elevator. We all know him. We know the signs. Here’s a helpful list to help you identify which one you’re riding with:
1. Screw The Stairs! guy:
Screw The Stairs! guy sees that floors 7, 8, 9 and 11 are pressed, but presses 10 anyways — because, well, screw the stairs! He hits an elevator button that inconveniences other elevator riders (poor 11th floor guy) by making others stop on a floor that could have been accessed via the stairwell. Usually he hesitates before pressing the button — 5 when 6 is pressed, 11 when 12 is pressed — questioning himself…should I take the stairs this time? But that fleeting thought passes almost immediately (what was I thinking, screw the stairs!) as his fingertip makes contact with the button. While the inconvenience is small, the stigma associated with being Screw The Stairs! guy is a powerful force in NYU buildings thanks to signs in dorm room elevator lobbies. Read more…